Tuesday, August 08, 2006

Mystery door update

As Shellpile readers will recall, I've got a mysterious door in my garage that leads to who knows where. I've got a lead on a good skeleton key, but in the meantime, I noticed today that there's an industrial-grade electrical juncture-type box near the mystery door. On closer examination, it appears to have been a light switch at one time. The actual switch is no longer there, but the hole for the toggle remains. One would think that a light switch would be placed next to a door that led from inside the building to the garage.

Upon closer scrutiny of the building schematics, however, it appears the door may lead to storage space.

In any case, there's still light shining through the keyhole. Wouldn't it be weird if it led to the Asbury Park Casino?

2 comments:

PhDilettante said...

Makes perfect sense. Anyway, it would be nice...

Tracy said...

Maybe someone forgot to turn out the lights when they removed the light switch.
Now the lights are on, but nobody's home.
Hmm, I guess that brings us back to your original conjecture that Dick Cheney is hiding there.
Or maybe it is the meeting place for the super-sexy-soul-sistahs of Catster? Maybe it's where they sew their rosettes. Like in The handmaid's Tale.